i just found some bread in one of the craters in my gums where my wisdom teeth used to be

i haven’t eaten bread since the day before yesterday when we had our picnic at the falls

i am so grossed out help

illea:

i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically

grandpa