i'm so proud of you

so i came home for the weekend and didn’t actually bring anything

and that’s somewhat okay except i apparently took all of my underwear to college with me. also pants. and i don’t have deodorant

good thing i brought home laundry to do? 

of course the guys that i could literally have in a heartbeat if i wanted them somehow just don’t do it for me

never-hugged-as-a-child:

Can we just  talk about the impact of movies on society? Like right now in several states people are talking about having real life murdering sprees influenced by the movie The Purge tonight. Just imagine the impact when the movie adaptation of 50 Shades of Grey come out. I feel like there will be a ton of adolescent boys thinking its okay to be dominate girls in relationships and promote unsafe bdsm behavior, this is not okay.  

dashbeardconfessional:

LIVIN THAT iPHONE 6 PLUS LYFE BEFORE ERRRRBODY ELSE

officialunitedstates:

me at the club picking up girls:  hey how are you doing.  I would ask for your number but I already know it.  you’re #1.  I’ll call you later

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