i'm so proud of you

trvstno1:

No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me

queerbriel:

welcome to womens clothing where the sizes are made up and the measurements don’t matter

wilwheaton:

(via Poorly Drawn Lines – We Were Trees)

telapathetic:

i just wanna know what my house smells like to other people

watchog:

if you think i seem thirsty for attention

  1. i am

I feel sorry for guys who try to flirt with me bc shit gets awkward sooo fast

remerges:

person: alright i’ll talk to you guys later!

most people: ok bye see you tomorrow!

me: alright, hey tell your dog I said hi lolol

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