i'm so proud of you

sally-mun:

This is how I imagine my college is using my tuition money.
Parent:  what does a cow say?
Baby:  "moo!"
Parent:  yes! And what does a sheep say?
Baby:  "baah!"
Parent:  yay! And what does a pig say?
Baby:  *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"

wsswatson:

skygosh:

wsswatson:

i feel like i’d enjoy being an assassin if it didn’t involve killing people

what if instead of killing people you got hired to just ruin their day.  like the mafia or someone paid you to park behind someone’s car so they can’t back out of a spot when they’re in a rush in the morning and you make them late for work.

i would enjoy that immensely

there is a long list of people that i would gladly do that to without payment

chilloutmotherfuckr:

booty made out of straws so you can SUCK MY ASS
bodhakara:

micdotcom:

A university president just gave up a lot of his salary to raise his school’s minimum wage

In some pretty awesome and uplifting news, Kentucky State University’s interim president Raymond Burse has given up more than $90,000 of his nearly $350,000 salary to help raise university workers’ minimum wage to $10.25 an hour.
"This is not a publicity stunt"


wow true man of the people

fourtrisings:

People are always quick to say that “not all men are rapists” but the excuses they give for rape (“you shouldn’t have been alone with him”, “were you drunk”, “what were you wearing”) basically force women to view all men as potential rapists.

goofle:

She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts and we’re both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently

blckgyal:

lmaoo accurate af

heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: nice

*PETS a dog*

me: NICE

katwaterflame:

josiephone:

Apparently some vegans are telling people not to eat honey to support bees.STOP. STOP NOW.DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW BEES WORK?Buy honey (local if possible) -> support beekeepers -> support bees.I swear people don’t even think this stuff out. Beekeepers provide bees with an environment in which they can live, and are encouraged to thrive. Bees then have a big huge giant person who can deal with any threats to the hive. Yes, honey is a winter food supply for bees, but beekeepers (unless they’re dicks, in which case they’d be shooting themselves in the foot) will NEVER take too much honey from a hive, and will always ensure that bees have enough food. Think about it, you’re not going to starve a source of income/hobby, are you?So now.Support beekeepers.Support bees.buzz.

I had to reblog just for “DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW BEES WORK?" because it made me realize that some people really don’t!

I fucked up in every possible way I could tonight

the-winchester-initiative:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

I work in retail and I can confirm this

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