this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless
how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.
like isn’t just like having sex idgi?
This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.
Today my dad told me he was hungry and I looked at him and said “hey hungry I’m daughter” and he was kinda shocked
I came out to attack people and I’m honestly having such a good time right now