i'm so proud of you

dietchola:

this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless

I don’t know how I can feel so sad when I have so many reasons to be happy

vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

undefined-thought:

Beer Floating otherwise known as Kaljakellunta in Finnish, is a beer drinking event in Helsinki, Finland where people go down a river in anything that floats and get wasted. I Need to fucking go to this shit.
humansofnewyork:

"My husband was an editor at the New York Times, so he’d work really late nights, and I’d sometimes get lonely. So I started letting this tomcat into our house everyday. But my husband was horribly allergic to cats, so right before he’d get home, I’d let the cat back out again. But one night it was raining so hard that I refused to let the cat out, and my husband stayed up all night sneezing. And that’s how I got a puppy!"
stunningpicture:

I like the way you think, Coke.

apuarius:

Today my dad told me he was hungry and I looked at him and said “hey hungry I’m daughter” and he was kinda shocked

brave-escape:

why is your dog tall enough to be in the nba

sleepy-running:

I came out to attack people and I’m honestly having such a good time right now

elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo
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