i'm so proud of you


Women against feminism are basically just arguing that their individual lives are fine and they don’t care about what other women go through

i want to go back to alaska so freaking bad



Black Leopard’s Reaction When He Sees His Favorite Zoo Keeper

what a baby

This is how I imagine my college is using my tuition money.
Parent:  what does a cow say?
Baby:  "moo!"
Parent:  yes! And what does a sheep say?
Baby:  "baah!"
Parent:  yay! And what does a pig say?
Baby:  *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"




i feel like i’d enjoy being an assassin if it didn’t involve killing people

what if instead of killing people you got hired to just ruin their day.  like the mafia or someone paid you to park behind someone’s car so they can’t back out of a spot when they’re in a rush in the morning and you make them late for work.

i would enjoy that immensely

there is a long list of people that i would gladly do that to without payment