croutoncat:

i wanna die but maybe something cool will happen so ill stay alive for now

fakehighschoolboyfriend:

a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as:

“i never knew you wanted to join the military”

“why are you getting married”

“that’s an awful tattoo”

“what am i doing for the rest of my life”

“how will i afford deodorant in college”

“why can’t i graduate already”

“why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”

stagling:

i actually get decent grades on the papers i write at 1am so don’t you dare tell me i need to change my ways

seasicksailors:

old sport
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old sport
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old
sport

a poem by jay gatsby