i'm so proud of you

Guy on train:  I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
Me:  *turns up music*
Guy:  I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
Me:  *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
Guy:  Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
Me:  
Guy:  Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
Lady by door:  Hey. Leave her alone.
Guy:  Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
Lady:  *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
Me:  Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
Lady cop:  I can make that happen.
Guy:  Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
Lady cop:  And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
Entire train:  *applauds*

mathsturbation:

i am the shyest attention whore ever

visual-poetry:

»i see beautiful things around« by erika devries
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I have to keep reminding myself that things do change

Anonymous: dating advice?

magnezone:

everybody is an enormous waste of time 

thyartisdisney:

LABRATHOR

greydayss:

I’ve said this before but anyone want to go on a “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives” road trip with me?

shavingprivateryan:

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING IVE EVER SEEN 
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