i'm so proud of you


Fuck off Tim



so apparently an arm can sell on the black market for $885, ($500 for the shoulder plus $385 for the hand an forearm) 

and a leg can sell for $500 (at least thats the lowest price of an albino leg so im guessing here) 

So when someone says “That’ll cost an arm ad a leg” they are roughly asking for $1,335

which is less than i would have guessed. 

i didn’t spend this much time researching the cost of limbs on the black market for one note


This is the end of it all

Long Exposure of an Airliner Lifting Off




The only thing funnier than a pun is the look of utter disappointment, hatred, and/or disbelief from the people around you


Promises used to mean the world to me but I’ve been making fake ones left and right since I’ve met you


I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in the eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

Leave 😔😔😔😔

How many more guys am I gonna start to like then stop once they actually are interested in me lmao

This is weird. I thought I was starting to like you but once again, nah





parenting tip: talk to your kids about mental illness. tell them they might have a hard time. tell them they can ask for therapy and medication. tell them they aren’t alone. tell them if your family has a history of mental illnesses and which ones. just fucking talk to your kids and be there for them.

Yes please please do this it could save a lot of suffering