i'm so proud of you

This mac and cheese tastes like it has hot sauce in it but it doesn’t, it’s velveeta and I just made it in my microwave

earthnation:

1. “hello”

weavemunchers:

my worst fear is laughing at a joke I don’t understand and having someone ask me to explain it

mad-hattress:

ghdos:

whovian-all-over:

4gifs:

Mattress Jousting

FLIPPING SHIT I WANT TO DO THIS SO BAD

I swear white people will come up the most random games to play and it’ll look fun as fuck.

Are we going to ignore how graceful his front flip was?

i’m awake at 4:30 because i procrastinated on a 3 point assignment that took less than 15 minutes to do

blackcaliente:

i guess you could call this
a moist owlet

megasilly:

okay okay but hear me out: wizarding tattoos

tattoos of cats that wind around your ankles, birds that fly across your back when you move, a wand that moves when you move your own wand, a map on the back of your hand that shows your current location

the possibilities are endless

smashurii:

I get to wake up next to this little stinker every morning. I love Molly so much.
llamastash:

Sweet dog.
my dad sent me this and before the picture loaded I was scared because the caption said “molly and buster” and I was like nO SHE’LL EAT HIM but I just realized my rabbit and dog are the same size anyway
hotstriderbutt:

brodave:

malformalady:

Tree struck by lightning caused the bark to explode, effectively stripping the tree

nothing gets me hotter than a good old strip treese

r u kidding me
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