i'm so proud of you

foreveralone-lyguy:

Fuck off Tim

my-dads-the-king-of-hell:

my-dads-the-king-of-hell:

so apparently an arm can sell on the black market for $885, ($500 for the shoulder plus $385 for the hand an forearm) 

and a leg can sell for $500 (at least thats the lowest price of an albino leg so im guessing here) 

So when someone says “That’ll cost an arm ad a leg” they are roughly asking for $1,335

which is less than i would have guessed. 

i didn’t spend this much time researching the cost of limbs on the black market for one note

diamond-thumbprints:

This is the end of it all

Long Exposure of an Airliner Lifting Off
sickfromtoxic:

 

damianmcgintleman:

frenearden:

The only thing funnier than a pun is the look of utter disappointment, hatred, and/or disbelief from the people around you

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Promises used to mean the world to me but I’ve been making fake ones left and right since I’ve met you

deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in the eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

Leave 😔😔😔😔

How many more guys am I gonna start to like then stop once they actually are interested in me lmao

This is weird. I thought I was starting to like you but once again, nah

tastefullyoffensive:

[suhryna]

lancrebitch:

raksolnikov:

parenting tip: talk to your kids about mental illness. tell them they might have a hard time. tell them they can ask for therapy and medication. tell them they aren’t alone. tell them if your family has a history of mental illnesses and which ones. just fucking talk to your kids and be there for them.

Yes please please do this it could save a lot of suffering

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